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By Fiona Cummins 3/06/2009
SACHA'S BITCHY ALTER-EGO IS CAMPING IT UP
Ooooh get him! Sacha Baron Cohen's camp alter-ego Bruno has got his manicured claws out for his bitchiest interview yet.
A host of female celebrities, including Madonna, Pink and Amy Winehouse, are well and truly Eurotrashed as the Austrian fashion icon launches into a full-on hissy fit.
Motormouth Bruno even finds time to crack controversial gags about his fellow "countrymen" Adolf Hitler and sex beast Josef Fritzl.
All in a day's work for Bruno, the brainchild of Ali G and Borat creator Sacha, who revealed his A-Z of fashion must-haves for Marie Claire.
In a nod to Fritzl, he says that A is for Austria, where they are raised to "try und achieve ze Austrian dream - find a job, get a dungeon und raise a family in it".
He says that B is for "bulimia... still to me ze number one eating disorder if you want a great body".
Meanwhile, K is for "Kampf, Mein... ze fashion bible written by Austria's black sheep Adolf Hitler. It literally translates as 'My Flamboyance'."
He then ridicules Madonna's adoption of Malawian baby David Banda, claiming that L is for "Little black child... thanks to Madonna und Bruno, it's zis season's vardrobe essential".
Sharpening his claws, Bruno also rounds on model Naomi Campbell. He says: "She's amazing - 20 years in ze business und all ze pressure und fame hasn't changed her a bit. She's remained a total bitch."
Us singer Pink and our very own Amy Winehouse also feel the wrath of Bruno's withering tongue.
On the American Get The Party Started singer, he says: "Just vatching him now on MTV. A great singer und so hunky" while Winehouse is "... not too skinny, in fact, for ein junkie she is actually zehr fat."
But the interview, which is sure to offend many, wasn't all about big-name stars.
He said that S stood for September 11, 2001, a date "famous, of course, for being ze day on vich Oscar de la Renta reintroduced ze chambray peasant blouse".
The interview rounds off a highly controversial week for Bruno, who has a mockumentary, Brüno, out in cinemas next month.
For the full interview and more pictures, see July's issue of Marie Claire, out on Thursday
ON PINK...
Just watching him now on MTV. A great singer und so hunky
ON AMY...
Not too skinny, in fact, for ein junkie she is actually zehr fat
ON NAOMI...
Fame hasn't changed her a bit, she's still a total bitch
